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\"Got You (Where I Want You)\" is a song by American alternative rock band The Flys from their second studio album, Holiday Man (1998). It was released as the lead single from the album on July 4, 1998, by Trauma Records. The song was written by The Flys, while production was helmed by Chris Goss. According to frontman Adam Paskowitz, the song is about desperate attempts to pickup women in bars.
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