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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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The Drummer soil series is the state soil of Illinois.
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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