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The General Staff Department (GSD) of the Korean People's Army (KPA) is the senior military leadership of the armed forces of North Korea responsible for its administrative, operational and logistical needs. The current Chief of the General Staff is Vice Marshal Ri Yong-gil.
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Vive la France! is an extant 1918 American silent war drama film directed by Roy William Neill and starring Dorothy Dalton. It was distributed by Famous Players–Lasky and Paramount Pictures.
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